The microblog: 2023.05.16 00:47:15

2023.05.16 00:47:15 (Mastodon 110375602447377510, Twitter 1658272769929363456) from Daniel J. Bernstein:

Fifth day of no Internet at home. Starting to work on new slogans for AT&T: "Immobilizing your world." "Reach out, reach out, and, sorry, still no Internet." "Not technically a monopoly since 1984." "Rethinking theft." "Being offline is good for you." "Internet is the I in AT&T."