The microblog: 2014.11.23 01:42:02

2014.11.23 01:42:02 (536318723288997888) from Daniel J. Bernstein:

You know you're an academic when you steal a joke and feel guilty about not giving proper credit. (Sorry, Ian! FYI, many bankers liked it.)

2014.11.23 02:11:43 (536326194279763969) from Daniel J. Bernstein:

Here's the joke: "Hi, my name is Dan, and I'm an academic. It's been two weeks since my last paper submission." Heard it from Ian Goldberg.