2015.11.21 15:42:00 (668076901550972928) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
California freeway, everyone doing 75mph. Suddenly gcc developer pulls out shotgun, starts shooting drivers. "FOLLOW THE RULES!" he screams.
2015.11.21 15:44:10 (668077449796788224) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
Me: "Lock him up." C lawyer #1: "You're biased. This tape shows you SPEEDING!" C lawyer #2: "Hmmm, does it?" Pointless discussion ensues.
2015.11.21 15:49:12 (668078713846808576) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
Fortunately, in the real world, the systems that we all rely on are built by engineers prioritizing users, not by crackpot lawyers... right?