2016.10.15 18:13:50 (787325622104289280) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
"Democracy" (noun, American slang): A multiple-week mob trial of two accused criminals to decide which one will be the next 4-year warlord.
2016.10.15 19:32:00 (787345290739277825) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
True democracy would let me vote directly against dropping bombs, building walls, recording all communication. American "democracy" doesn't.